Shark Bytes

ok Brucccce, keep telling yourself that...

God, you people are stupid. You think just because you dont like someone, they are losers just because you are. Ive been "romantic" with 92 women since 2001. Several of them many times over as booties. I am sorry to inform you that I am very attractive. And no Andrew, you cant have me. hahahahaha

Brucccce, you are probably saying that 'cause you've never dated a person that you call a "10". And what do you mean with "discusting boy meets boy world"? Are you some kind of homophobe? And, by the way, if you are so manly, why do you keep watching The Facts of Life? You should watch a action movie or something to prove your masculinity.

Hey Brucccce, evidently you know from experience that no '10' will ever date you. Thanks for letting us know that! I have a sneaking suspicion that it isn't your looks so much as your attitude that keeps the '10s' away!

Personally, as a '10' I've dated other '10s' as well as '2s' because it isn't a person's looks that matter, rather what's inside of them. If a person is good-natured, funny and just nice to be around, that means a lot more than whether they are a Greek god in the looks department.

We dont care what you fudgepackers think about Natalie. One sissy is whining about us criticizing her weight. Hey, it should have been called the "Fats of Life". The point was, there is no way a 10 dates a 2. It does not happen. Even in the murky, discusting boy meets boy world, a 10 doesnt date a 2. Do you?

I am going to have to take back what I said on the "Caroline in the City" page of this site earlier this evening. The types of jobs that get offered to prisoners are too good for the asshole who has used my pen name time and again!

Like I just commented on my own comments over on the Caroline in the City page (hint hint: go read my fabulous comments over there on the Caroline in the City page about me professing my true and undying love for Malcolm Gets...), I was being Mr. Space Cadet last night. I posted a bunch of comments around here in the afternoon and forgot completely about them by last night. I even was so stupid as to think somebody else wrote them! OMG I am so losing it!

Anyway, stay put for more of my comments on all of my shenanigans here! I'll be sure to keep everyone updated on every little word I'm posting around the web!

Two messages on one page by one jerk who likes to sign my pen name? Please! This is really a disgusting situation!

I didn't say anything about Natalie's weight, Andrew! OMG, I would never be that mean! I just meant that she was always non-threatening to a boy of my, um, liking. She was just so kind and gentle and, well, non-sexual. That just appealed to me because that's what I needed. I think you probably know exactly what I'm talking about, though.

OMG!! What are you guys talking about??? You keep saying that Natalie is unnatractive and repulsive just because she's overweight???!!! Do all Americans have this opinion??? Shame on you guys!! Natalie is a very pretty girl and you are saying that she would never have a date!!! Well, I bet you guys are very attractive and perfect, right???? And I bet you only date pretty girls with stunning bodies. Am I right??? You are such idiots!! You should watch "Saved By The Bell", where the pretty and popular are the only ones who matter. I'm sure you guys are gonna love this show...

I want to amend my comments below concerning Natalie and make sure everyone realizes that the real reason I would have dated Natalie is because she represents a no-danger substitute for dating who I really would have liked to date, who was the Quarterback of the Football team. But since I was so deep in the closet in High School, dating Natalie would have been safe because she didn't represent any real sexual interest to either of us. I could date her as a 'friend' and not worry about a messy physical relationship because she wouldn't expect it from me and probably didn't want one as well. It wouldn't be until college that I would admit to myself what I truly wanted, and even then, I stayed deep, deep, deep in the closet, where I am safely today (with the exception of boards like these and in my own fantasies).

Just wanted to clear that up.

The show officially "jumped after the first season. They kicked off the 3 cutest girls [julie ann haddock especially] also natilie schaffer. My last impression of the show was 4 very large women with shoulder pads. ouch!

Even though Natelie was on the heavy side, I do not think she was all that homely. I also thought that she had a great sense of humor and a rather friendly personality. If she were a real person, I would have considered myself quite lucky to score a date with her! Granted, I was never an honor student or the captain of a football team, but still. I do not think it was all that far fetched for there to be some reasonably handsome or popular guys going after her.

We all know the precise time it jumped the shark. It was when the producers, probably caving to her nagging about it, gave Natalie gorgeous guys wanting to date her. Not to be mean or cruel, but she was homely, fat, and very unappealing. No way a 10 asks a 2 out on a date. And it was several episodes where this happened. A new stud after her every week. OMG I always wondered how those guys felt inside when they had to act the scene out begging her for a date. Not one of them wasnt cringing inside. I know I was.

One thing that I am very happy to see is that there are other Hazel Shermet fans out there! However, I think that she is probably a little bit too old to appear in any reunions or anything like that. If she was telling the truth about when she was born in the one interview of her that I saw, than she is already eighty-eight. This means that she was already in her sixties when she made her first appearance on this show! I am going to have to say that she looked damm good for a woman in her sixties! It is my understanding that the last time that she appeared on the small screen was in 1988.